basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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Let them go I tell myself. Say good-bye and forget them. I do my best, thinking of them one by one, releasing them like birds from the protective cages inside me, locking the doors against their return.

Katniss Everdeen

Do you ever get upset because this quote is so good, but so damn underrated?

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apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

  1. im a fucking piece of shit
  2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
  3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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ehnick:

if you kiss my neck you might as well just take all my clothes off too

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Sometimes to stay alive you’ve got to kill your mind. — Twenty One Pilots (via torture)

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jpgay:

BEING CALLED CUTE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD WOW ANYONE WHOSE EVER CALLED ME CUTE THANK U SUNSHINE KISSES TO U I LOVE U 

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BEFORE YOU GET MAD i only found this i am not a stalker

weallneedsomebody2leanon:

troyesivanruinedmylife:

ok i was looking for apartments in manchester because i’m moving there next year and there was this really flash one that i liked (i’m not going to show any body the address) and so i looked at some preview pics and

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but wait doesn’t that look just like-

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oh my god what

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i can’t be though

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it is (except painted different)

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nah no way

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i guess i’m moving in to Dan and Phil’s old apartment then

You lucky fucker

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emobaria:

zackisontumblr:

mislerables:

theywillnotforceus:

my bed describes my lifestyle

single

queen

full

double

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Sometimes we get sad about things and we don’t like to tell other people that we are sad about them. We like to keep it a secret. Or sometimes, we are sad but we really don’t know why we are sad, so we say we aren’t sad but we really are.

Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

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batrickstump:

people who are rude to the fans that have met band members image

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meladoodle:

hey… no offense.. but do you want to hold hands

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jpgay:

jpgay:

sorry-i-wasnt-listening:

portentouscatastrophe:

jpgay:

jpgay:

when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

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HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

WHY DOES THIS KEEP GETTING CHANGED

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT 

THIS IS THE 6TH THING IVE SEEN IT GET CHANGED TO NOW WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING 

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  • me: internet frien-
  • parents: PEDOPHILES
  • friends: PEDOPHILES
  • people at school: PEDOPHILES
  • internet friends: well yeah okay maybe a little

me sexting

  • boy: what u wearin? ;)
  • me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

phantomhivespookysass:

spookyfeuilly:

so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s a gymnast, she got up and did a fucking backflip in the middle of class

oh my fucking god

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